You stupid cunts.

The Newgrounds BBS used to be such a cool place. Well, I guess it was never that cool, but at least it wasn't the soggy bag of dicks that it has become. I keep coming back here, thinking, "I've had a lot of good laughs on the BBS; maybe I'll start posting again." But these days, I could browse the forum for an hour and not find more than two or three threads worth posting in. I guess I shouldn't have come here in the first place, since the flash games didn't keep me entertained very long, and the forum was the only part of the site I really used. But forums shouldn't be this bad, even on a flash site filled with 13-year-olds who think badly-drawn stick-figure flash animations are so damn cool.

I could go on and on about what a lame-ass site this is turning into, but FBIpolux already did that much better than I have the patience to. Ironically, that was the only intelligent thread I've seen tonight... and I say "ironic" because the first interesting thread I click on is about how the rest of the forum sucks. Unfortunately for FBIpolux, things aren't going to change anytime soon, unless the moderators start banning people for being stupid, which is a pretty good idea, if you ask me. Of course, what's stupid is a matter of opinion, but subjective interpretation of the rules at the discretion of a few moderators doesn't bother me as much as the front page of the forum containing nothing but "favorite _____" and "rate my _____" and "what if _____" threads.

Because, to put it bluntly, you're all acting stupid. As someone who has been here for several years, I know that most of the posts being made on the forum are the kind of stupid shit that will embarrass you assholes when you look back on them a year from now. And why the fuck are people still talking about StrawberryClock? That guy was an old, warn-out joke by the time I came here.

The real problem is that you new kids all think you're funny. The regulars keep telling you that you're not, but still, you're all trying to make everyone else laugh all the time, and pretty much every single post here is a bad joke. There are no serious discussions, except for heated arguments that go nowhere, which is probably why you can't post a topic related to religion without having it filled with spam or locked.

The only way to fix this is for me to start making my own epic threads again. Unfortunately, I can't be bothered right now, because I have to go to bed. I'll be back when this place sucks less, or when I'm so bored out of my fucking mind that even the artistic nude photos on deviantART are unappealing, whichever comes first.

Facepalm, Newgrounds, fucking facepalm.