Score: 8

"Good!"

submission: Freddy vs Jason vs Ash

date: November 3, 2004

That was awesome. Too bad they aren't really making it.

(I never really noticed it before but I saw this flash... but Ash reminds me of Duke Nukem... "hail to the king, baby"... haha)

Score: 9

"Great!"

submission: Galactic Debate 2004

date: October 6, 2004

I loved this animation.

People on both sides can find humor in this. If you don't think it's funny, you have no sense of humor.

Score: 8

"Damn good!"

submission: Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE

date: June 29, 2004

I watched the original, and it was pretty funny. This one is a lot better. The animation is awesome. But, even though I had a cable connection, it was a little bit slow on high quality. If I bumped it down to medium or low, it ran a lot smoother, and I could really tell how good the animation was.

Nice work.

Score: 1

"Hm..."

submission: Pokemon Uncencored

date: June 22, 2004

I read your BBS post where you said you made this to "piss people off" or something. Funny how so many people actually wrote good reviews.
ShiVersBlood says: these pics were AWESOME

Anyway, if you were going to piss people off, you failed in so many ways.
1) people liked it
2) all you did is take some pictures from anime porn websites and make a slideshow out of it
3) your BBS post pissed people off more than the flash movie

I wonder if this was originally meant to be a joke before you saw how angry people were. Next time, keep your porn pictures in your secret folder.

If you really want me to comment on how much I liked the movie, I hated it. If you just make a slideshow with pictures that aren't yours, that's already stupid... but pokemon porn? What?

Score: 5

"Sequel...?"

submission: Banana Phone 2

date: May 19, 2004

It sucks as a sequel for all the reasons everyone else mentioned. But it made me laugh, so I gave violence and humor good scores.

But you've made all of NewGrounds angry by making this.

Score: 8

"Delightfully Disturbing..."

submission: Banana Phone

date: May 5, 2004

That was the best thing I've seen all day. The drawing was okay, and the voice acting was good too. The idea was creative, but your description of the movie, "A heartwarming tale of a boy and his banana," is quite misleading. I thought it was going to be really gay... yeah gay... but it obviously wasn't. I love the ending too, with the blood and whatnot. Good job. This is going on my favs.

Score: 9

"Great!"

submission: Rokémon!

date: May 3, 2004

This is the greatest blend of video games I've seen in a parody. Megaman, Pokemon, Mario, Kirby, Zelda, Starcraft, Diablo, (Final Fantasy?) and ever Metroid Prime... and a bunch of other things I don't recognize.

The animation and sound was awesome, I loved it. Funny too. Zero "fainted"? LOL...

I give this move an A.

Score: 2

"Bad"

submission: How Many Times Mr. Bush?

date: April 29, 2004

I usually don't bother writing reviews for movies that I don't like but... I just think this was terrible. There points I'd like to make...

1) The music was extremely annoying
2) Why the ugly penis?
3) What does peeing have to do with George Bush?

Score: 8

"Very Good"

submission: There she is!!!

date: April 13, 2004

It was good. It reminds me of that skunk and cat in that cartoon that I can't remember the name of. Were those just more looney toons characters?... whatever. This is better because there are no annoying accents.

I give it a B or B+. That bunny is sexy.